blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

via zayhun (originally mytoecold)

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

(Source: thesochillnetwork)

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

via zayhun (originally its-tuesday-again) tagged video

hxrrychill:

hormoaning:

lol when my fam/everyone thought one direction was a phase this shit is for life ride or die bitches i aint got time for the weak ones

👍

kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

(Source: nonchalantcroissant)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

via nichvlas (originally asscrab)